Jacksonville Javelin-Toss

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A dirty game where a woman sits in front of two guys and yanks their dicks like she's trying to pull them out of their pants with a tractor.
My cousin did this at the family reunion and got kicked out of the house.
At the bar, my friend tried to do this and got a free shot for his trouble.
My mom said she saw my uncle do this at the grocery store and almost fainted.
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When a woman sits between two guys and gives them both a hand job so hard it feels like she’s trying to break their wrists.
My neighbor’s dog watched this and started howling like it saw a ghost.
At the gym, a lady did this and the whole weight room stopped to watch.
My brother tried this at a party and got a tattoo of a hot dog for his trouble.
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A messy way of giving two guys a hand job at the same time, like they’re all in a wrestling match and the woman is the ref.
My mom tried this and got a slap from my dad for being too loud.
At the beach, a group of kids did this and got chased by the lifeguard.
My friend’s dog tried to join in and got a face full of sand.
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When a woman grabs two guys’ dicks and rubs them like she’s trying to start a fire with her hands.
My cousin did this at the school dance and got suspended.
At the mall, a lady did this and the security guard came running.
My brother tried this and got a free pizza for being brave.
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A wild game where two guys sit on either side of a woman and she yanks their dicks like they’re both in a tug-of-war.
My friend did this at the park and got chased by a bunch of kids.
At the restaurant, my mom did this and the whole place stared at her.
My uncle did this at the gas station and got a free coffee for his trouble.
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A crazy move where a woman takes two guys’ dicks and rubs them like she’s trying to make them both scream at the same time.
My brother did this at the party and got a nickname: 'The Javelin King.'
At the movie theater, a lady did this and the whole row got distracted.
My cousin tried this and got a slap from his mom for being too loud.
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