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A town so dry it’s like being stuck in a desert, but every gas station has meth pipes and bongs ready to blow your mind and your budget.

I got caught with a bong at the gas station. The guy said, 'You’re not even from here, are you?'

My cousin bought a meth pipe for $5. Now he’s high and I’m paying for his pizza.

The gas station clerk gave me a free bong. I think he’s trying to get me addicted.

A place where you can’t get a drink, but every gas station has bongs and meth pipes like they’re handing out free snacks.

I asked for a beer. The clerk said, 'We don’t have that. But we have bongs.'

My friend got a meth pipe for $3. Now he can’t stop talking about it.

The gas station has more bongs than my mom’s closet.

A town so dry it’s like your mouth after a bad kiss, but every gas station has bongs and meth pipes like they’re selling candy.

I bought a bong and a meth pipe. Now I can’t stop blowing smoke.

My brother got a bong for free. He says it’s the best thing he’s ever had.

The gas station clerk told me, 'You can’t get a drink, but you can get high.'