Jacksonvile,Florida

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The murder capital of the U. S. where people get killed like it's a holiday.

"I moved here for the beaches, now I'm dead.", @JacksonvilleSucks

My neighbor got shot while getting coffee. It's not even a big deal here.

The local news is just a list of who died this week.

Jacksonville is like a bad pizza, it's got everything, but it's all ruined by the mess.

The mall is half closed, and the rest is full of thieves and trash.

The roads are a disaster, it’s like the city’s trying to kill you with potholes.

The beach is great, but the fish smell is enough to make you run away.

Marching band people come here like locusts, they eat everything and leave a mess.

Every December, the whole city is taken over by people in uniforms who scream and march.

I was walking by the high school and got yelled at by a marching band.

They come in droves, and they don’t leave until January.

Jacksonville is the city where the crazy people live and work, it’s like a mental hospital.

The guy at the bus stop talks to a ghost every day.

My teacher thinks the sky is made of cheese.

The cops just let the crazy people run wild.