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A curse that comes out of your mouth when you're too lazy to think

"I swear I didn't eat the last pizza.", said by someone who ate the whole thing.

DM: "You think you're funny? I'm the joke.", sent to a teacher who gave you a C.

Text from your mom: "You're not getting a phone until you clean your room.", said after she dropped a pizza box on the floor.

The worst thing you can say when you're already in trouble

"I didn't do it!", said after you clearly did it.

Text from your friend: "You're the reason we're all in detention.", sent after you threw a pencil at the teacher.

DM from your brother: "You're the worst.", said after you took his last candy bar.

The loud, stupid thing you say when you're too full to think straight

"I'm not fat, I'm just… temporarily delicious.", said after eating three burgers.

Text from your dad: "You're going to explode.", sent after you ate the whole cake.

DM from your friend: "You just ate a whole pizza and now you're talking?", sent after you yelled at them for not sharing.

The embarrassing thing you say when you're too tired to think

"I'm not tired, I'm just… resting.", said after falling asleep in class.

Text from your sister: "You just fell out of bed.", sent after you tripped over your socks.

DM from your crush: "You just said you hate me.", sent after you accidentally texted them.

The stupid thing you say when you're too mad to think clearly

"I'm not mad, I'm just… perfectly annoyed.", said after your friend took your last chip.

Text from your mom: "You're screaming at a chicken.", sent after you yelled at the grocery store chicken.

DM from your teacher: "You just called me a bad name.", said after you got a bad grade.