Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Twenty-dollar bills. They're the paper you use when you're too broke to pay with real money but still too proud to use ones.

I spent my last jacksons on candy and regret.

My mom gave me a jackson to buy shoes, I got a pizza instead.

I have two jacksons left and I'm still broke.

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A place where your car gets stolen, your gas gets stolen, and your dignity gets stolen. It’s like a crime scene with a pump.

I went to jacksons and my car was stolen. Again.

I had to lock my car at jacksons because I'm too lazy to remember.

I got a flat tire at jacksons and now I'm late for work.

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When you see someone do a perfect moonwalk and your brain explodes from pure joy and shock.

I saw my cousin do a moonwalk and I fainted.

My friend did a michael jackson move and I cried.

My dog tried to moonwalk and I laughed so hard I peed.

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Jackson is a guy who loves you so much he texts you every hour, but he’s also the guy who gets nervous when you look at him and starts sweating like he’s running from the cops.

Jackson texts me 10 times a day and I love it.

He asked me how I slept and I told him I had nightmares about him.

He drew me a picture of a heart and it was adorable.

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5

When you never liked pop music until Michael Jackson showed up and made you a fan, and now you're stuck forever with his songs in your head.

I used to hate pop, now I can’t stop singing Thriller.

I got JACKSONATED at age 12 and I’m still stuck.

Michael Jackson changed my life and I’m grateful.

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Jackson is the guy who will do anything for you, even if it means sacrificing his own happiness. He’s the guy who makes you feel special even when he’s the most insecure person ever.

Jackson stayed up all night to help me with my homework.

He told me I was beautiful even when I didn’t believe it.

He gave me his last candy bar and I cried.

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Being vaccinated against being a total lazy, selfish, heartless human being. It's like getting a shot for your soul.

I got JACKSONED and now I care about people.

I used to be a total jerk, now I'm a nice guy.

Jackson made me stop being a total waste of space.

by Slangipedia 1d ago