jacksonluckman

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the most handsome man on the planet who makes your heart explode
I saw him walking to class and I fainted.
He smiled at me and I became a vegetable.
My friend tried to flirt with him and got rejected like a broken toy.
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a human god who makes your face feel like it's on fire
I texted him and my thumbs were on fire.
He walked by and my brain shut down.
I tried to talk to him and my voice came out like a squeaky door.
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the only man who could make a cow jealous
My cow saw him and mooed like a scream.
I brought my cow to class and it stared at him like a love-struck hippo.
My cow tried to flirt with him and got kicked out of the barn.
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