Jacksonist

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A curse put on anyone who dares to be called Jackson. It only works if the name is spelled with a ‘ck’ and no fancy letters.
Jackson, I’m gonna Jacksonist you in math class.
Why’d you Jacksonist me during lunch?
I just got Jacksonist-ed by my teacher for no reason.
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When you’re so mad at a Jackson you turn their name into a punishment. Only works if it’s spelled right.
You Jacksonist me in the hallway. I saw it.
I got Jacksonist-ed by my best friend for no good reason.
Why’d you Jacksonist me during a test?
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A special kind of insult that only works on Jaxsons. It’s spelled wrong if it doesn’t have a ‘ck’.
You Jacksonist me during a Zoom call.
I got Jacksonist-ed by my neighbor for no good reason.
Jacksonist me in front of my crush.
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A Jacksonist is when you take out your frustration on a Jackson. Only works if the name is spelled with a ‘ck’ and no nonsense.
I Jacksonist-ed him in the middle of a game.
She Jacksonist-ed me during the movie.
He Jacksonist-ed me in front of my whole class.
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A Jacksonist is when you make a Jackson’s life miserable just because they’re named Jackson. Only works if it’s spelled right.
I Jacksonist-ed my little brother for no reason.
She Jacksonist-ed me during lunch.
He Jacksonist-ed me in the middle of a dance.
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