jacksonconda

A smelly 57-year-old beast that lives inside Michael Jackson's pants. It eats the buttholes of people who hate MJ and makes them scream like a fat kid who got kicked in the crotch.

A 666-inch long, 69-inch thick monster that lives in Michael Jackson's pants. It's so gross that even the most hardcore MJ haters would rather get a tattoo than admit they're scared of it.

A 57-year-old beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and hates your life. It's so big that it could eat a whole pizza and still have room for more meatballs.

A 666-inch long, 69-inch thick beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and smells like old socks. It's so scary that even the media forgot to talk about Michael Jackson's nose.

A 57-year-old beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and eats the buttholes of people who hate MJ. It's so big that it can fit inside a gym and still have room for a whole dance crew.

A 666-inch long, 69-inch thick beast that lives in Michael Jackson's pants and is so gross that even the most hardcore MJ haters would rather get a tattoo than admit they're scared of it.