jacksonated

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You were a rock fan who never gave pop a chance, but when you heard Michael Jackson, you went from 'meh' to 'OMG I love this guy', you’ve been JACKSONATED!
Yo, I was a metalhead, but when I heard 'Thriller', I screamed into my pillow.
I used to hate pop, but now I cry every time I hear 'Billie Jean'.
I was a hip-hop kid, but now I sing 'Smooth Criminal' in the shower like a lunatic.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When someone pulls off a Michael Jackson move and you’re like 'how the hell does he do that?'.
I saw my cousin do the moonwalk and I fell on the floor laughing.
My friend did the 'Thriller' dance and I almost peed myself.
At the concert, he did the 'Beat It' solo and I screamed 'I believe you!'.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jackson is a sweetheart who sends you texts every day, but he also thinks he’s the worst person ever. He’s cute, smart, and would die for you, but he’s also super self-conscious.
He texted me 'Good morning, I hope you had a good sleep. Also, I think I’m ugly.'
He sent me a drawing of a cat with a sad face and said 'That’s me.'
He told me he would do anything for me, then cried into his pillow.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jackson is a guy who’s super kind, funny, and looks like a dream. He’ll make you feel like the best person ever, even if he teases you a little.
He told me I was 'the most special girl in the world' and then teased me about my bad hair.
He made me laugh until I cried and then told me I was 'the best friend ever.'
He told me I was 'sparkly' and I blushed like a tomato.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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You’ve been vaccinated against the lazy, unfeeling people who don’t care about anyone.
I got JACKSONATED and now I hate people who don’t care about their friends.
I was tired of people being lazy, but now I’m a JACKSONATED warrior.
I used to be a loner, but now I’m a JACKSONATED hero.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Someone who would rather have sex than do anything else. Like, ever.
He told me he’d rather have sex than go to school.
He said he’d skip his job for a pizza and a make-out session.
He texted me 'I’d rather have sex than eat my veggies.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Jackson is the guy who would die for you, but he also thinks he’s the worst. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll make you feel like a million bucks.
He told me he’d do anything for me and then cried into his pillow.
He made me laugh until I had a headache and then called me 'the best friend ever.'
He texted me 'I’d rather have sex than do my homework.'
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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