Jackson Stover xxi

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A guy who loves boys but hates them so much he would punch them in the face
He called me a faggot but asked me out the next day.
He told me he would never be gay but still stared at me like I was a dessert.
He yelled at me for being cute but then asked me to be his best friend.
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A man who screams about being straight but sneaks glances at boys in the bathroom
He told me he didn’t like boys but peeked at me when I walked in.
He said he would never be gay but asked me if I wanted to hang out after school.
He called me a sissy but then followed me to the cafeteria.
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A person who thinks he’s tough but acts like a baby around boys
He told me he would beat me up but then cried when I laughed at him.
He said he didn’t like boys but blushed when I talked to him.
He called me a wimp but then asked me to be his sidekick.
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A guy who yells at boys but then asks them to be his partner in crime
He called me a faggot but then asked me to rob the store with him.
He said he would never be gay but then asked me to be his best friend.
He told me he hated boys but then asked me to be his partner in a prank.
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A man who says he doesn’t like boys but still wants to be friends with them
He called me a sissy but then asked me to hang out after class.
He said he would never be gay but still texted me every day.
He told me he didn’t like boys but then asked me to be his sidekick.
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A guy who screams about being straight but then cries when boys laugh at him
He told me he didn’t like boys but then cried when I laughed at him.
He said he would never be gay but then cried when I teased him.
He called me a wimp but then cried when I walked away.
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