Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a story that makes no sense and is just a pile of nonsense. It ends like someone got hit by a truck.

'I ate a donut and then the sky turned green.'

He started talking to a wall and then vanished.

She said 'hello' to a chicken and that was it.

2

a story with zero purpose. It just happens and then stops, like someone flipped a switch and forgot to turn it back.

'I ran into a robot and it asked me for my opinion on toast.'

He was on a train and then the train exploded for no reason.

She found a sock and that was the end.

3

a story that’s so bad it doesn’t even know why it exists. It ends without saying goodbye.

'I tried to cook and the stove cried.'

He opened a door and the door didn’t like him.

She danced with a banana and then left.

4

a story that’s like someone just said ‘I feel like it’ and then left. No explanation. No warning. Just gone.

'I pet a cat and then it became a dragon.'

He took a nap and the world stopped.

She drew a line and that was the end.

5

a story that has no brain. It just happens and then stops, like it got tired and went to sleep.

'I ate a pizza and the moon fell down.'

He started singing and then the sky turned pink.

She opened a book and then closed it forever.

6

a story that’s so dumb it doesn’t even know it’s a story. It just ends, like it never wanted to be heard.

'I talked to a cloud and it said ‘hello’.'

He walked into a wall and then disappeared.

She saw a ghost and then the ghost went to sleep.