Jackson Shutter

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A big-ass flag stuck on a spinning stage to stop a pesky laser from frying the tiny, fragile things that make your day miserable.

The laser was like a drunk kid at a party, and the Jackson Shutter was the bouncer who finally kicked it out.

Without the Jackson Shutter, the alignment beam was like a hot knife through butter, except the butter was my feelings.

The Jackson Shutter saved the day before the target turned into a charcoal briquette.

A stupid flag on a rotating platform that stops a beam from blasting the tiny, delicate things that you love.

The Jackson Shutter was the only thing standing between my target and a painful, fiery death.

I swear the beam was trying to murder the target, and the Jackson Shutter was just there to yell at it.

The target was basically a sad little noodle, and the Jackson Shutter was its knight in shining armor.

A flag on a spinning thing that stops a beam from turning your tiny, fragile targets into smoldering ash.

The Jackson Shutter was like the mom of the target, stepping in before the beam could do anything embarrassing.

The beam was like a bully, and the Jackson Shutter was the principal who finally gave it a detention.

The target was about to cry, but the Jackson Shutter showed up with a snack and a pep talk.