Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A mom who yells at you for eating cereal for dinner and still gives you money for pizza

'I can't believe you ate cereal for dinner again!' she yelled. 'But I'm giving you $10 for pizza anyway.'

She screamed at me for eating cereal for dinner, but I got $10 for pizza.

Cereal for dinner? You're lucky I'm giving you $10 for pizza.

2

A mom who screams at you for being late and then cries because you forgot her birthday

She screamed at me for being late, then cried because I forgot her birthday.

'You're late! And you forgot my birthday!'

I got yelled at for being late and then I got yelled at for forgetting her birthday.

3

A mom who gives you $10 for pizza but still judges your life choices

'Here's $10 for pizza,' she said. 'But you're still a failure.'

I got $10 for pizza, but I'm still a failure in her eyes.

She gave me $10 for pizza and still said I was a failure.

4

A mom who sends you a text at 2 a. m. just to tell you she loves you

She texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I love you.'

I got a text at 2 a. m. saying, 'I love you.'

At 2 a. m. she texted me, 'I love you.'

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A mom who thinks you're a failure but still sends you money for pizza

'You're a failure,' she said. 'But here's $10 for pizza.'

She called me a failure but still gave me $10 for pizza.

I'm a failure, but I still got $10 for pizza.

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A mom who screams at you for eating cereal for dinner and still sends you a text at 2 a. m. saying she loves you

She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner, then texted me at 2 a. m. saying she loves me.

I got yelled at for cereal and then a love text at 2 a. m.

Cereal for dinner? Then a love text at 2 a. m.?