jackson publick

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Jackson Publick is a weirdo who writes funny cartoons, but nobody knows where he is. He sends his work to Cartoon Network in weird packages, and he doesn’t answer his phone because he’s too busy being a lunatic.
DM: 'Why is my script wrapped in brown paper? I feel like I'm getting a dead rat.'
Tweet: 'I sent my script to Cartoon Network. They said it was delivered by a helicopter. I don't know what that means.'
Text: 'I tried calling him. All I heard was a helicopter and a man yelling at a chicken.'
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Jackson Publick is a guy who makes cartoons, but he’s also a failure who spent all his money on fancy clothes and beds. He used a fake name to avoid being called a fraud.
Text: 'I’m not a fraud. I’m just a guy who used a fake name because my real name is too embarrassing.'
Tweet: 'I spent my trust fund on a bed that costs more than my car. I’m not rich. I’m just desperate.'
DM: 'I tried to get a degree in super-physics. It didn’t work. Now I write cartoons.'
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Jackson Publick is a guy who lives in a fancy penthouse and writes cartoons, but he’s also a weird kid who didn’t finish school and makes up crazy stories.
Text: 'I live in a penthouse. It’s fancy. It’s also very loud because of the helicopters.'
Tweet: 'I didn’t finish school. I just drew pictures and lied my way through life.'
DM: 'I made up stories about Doc Venture. Now I’m famous. Sort of.'
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