Jackson Praed

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A weird man who looks like he’s stuck between two heights and leaks sweat like a broken water pipe even when it’s freezing outside.

He walked into the store like he just ran a marathon in the snow.

I saw him in the mall and thought he was crying because his pants were wet.

He showed up to my birthday party and made the AC break.

A man who stands around like he's waiting for something important and sweats so much you think he’s about to turn into a puddle.

He was at the park and looked like he was going to melt into the grass.

He showed up to my lunch and made my sandwich wet.

He stood in front of the grocery store like he was waiting for the apocalypse.

A man who looks like he’s lost in a height debate and sweats so much you could probably grow algae on him.

He came to my house and left a wet trail from the door to the couch.

He sat next to me in class and made my notebook soggy.

He walked into the restaurant and made the waiter wipe down the table.