Jackson Pollocks

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A big load of crap. A full on poop explosion. A shit storm.
My dog ate my homework and then took a dump on my bed.
I took a shit so big it filled the whole toilet.
My brother came out of the bathroom like he just fought a bear.
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When you take such a big dump it looks like a Jackson Pollock painting but with shit instead of paint.
I took a dump so big it looked like a rainbow made of poop.
My sister took a dump that looked like a modern art masterpiece.
He pooped so hard it looked like a Jackson Pollock on the toilet.
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A huge poop that splatters everywhere. Like you exploded and pooped all over the toilet.
He took a shit so big it splattered the whole bathroom.
She pooped so much it covered the floor.
My dad took a dump that looked like a war zone.
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A face full of cum. Like someone just shot cum in your face and then turned around and farted in your nose.
He gave me a facial so hard I got cum in my eyes.
She gave me a face full of cum and then farted in my nose.
My lover gave me a cum facial and then turned around and let one rip.
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When your guts explode with poop and it hits the back of the toilet like a painting made of shit.
He pooped so hard it hit the back of the toilet like a mural.
My brother took a dump that looked like a modern art piece.
She pooped so much it covered the toilet like a painting.
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When you vomit everywhere and it looks like a modern art piece made of puke.
He threw up on the wall like it was a modern art piece.
My sister puked on the floor and it looked like a masterpiece.
He vomited all over the room and it looked like a Jackson Pollock.
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A famous artist who also had a weird sex habit. Like he would ejaculate on people and then fart in their face.
He ejaculated on his lover and then farted in her nose.
He had a weird habit of shooting cum on people and then farting in their face.
He would ejaculate on his lover and then let one rip in her face.
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