Jackson Pollocked

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When you crap your pants so hard it looks like a messy art show in the toilet bowl

My dog had a Jackson Pollocked moment in the middle of the living room.

I ate too much pizza and my toilet looked like a paint explosion.

My cousin tried to hide his Jackson Pollocked moment, but the toilet knew.

When you take a huge dump and the toilet bowl gets sprayed like a war zone with poop bombs

My brother’s Jackson Pollocked moment was so loud, the neighbors called the police.

I had a Jackson Pollocked moment and my toilet looked like it had been hit by a truck.

My dad did a Jackson Pollocked and the toilet was screaming.

When you poop and fart at the same time, making the toilet look like it’s covered in brown confetti

My mom’s Jackson Pollocked moment was so bad, the toilet got a headache.

I had a Jackson Pollocked and my toilet looked like it had been attacked by a monster.

My brother did a Jackson Pollocked and the toilet was like, 'I give up.'

When you give someone a facial with your poop, like a messy painting on their face

My sister gave me a Jackson Pollocked facial and I looked like a messy painting.

My dog got a Jackson Pollocked facial from my uncle.

My friend had a Jackson Pollocked facial and now he smells like a toilet.

When you vomit and it sprays all over the place like a colorful mess on the floor

My cousin threw up and had a Jackson Pollocked moment on the wall.

I vomited so hard, it looked like a Jackson Pollocked painting on the floor.

My dog had a Jackson Pollocked vomit and it looked like a mess.

When a guy shoots his cum all over someone’s face like he’s painting with cum

My brother did a Jackson Pollocked on my sister and she was like, 'I’m never eating again.'

My friend had a Jackson Pollocked and it was so gross, he cried.

My dad did a Jackson Pollocked on my mom and now she smells like cum.

When a guy sprays cum all over someone like it's a messy art show and then farts in their face

My brother did a Jackson Pollocked on my sister and then farted in her face.

My friend had a Jackson Pollocked and then farts in my face like it's a show.

My dad did a Jackson Pollocked and then farted in my face and I was like, 'I hate life.'