Jackson Polack

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A drunk artist who paints with his feet and calls it art. He’s got more tattoos than sense.
I saw Jackson Polack at the bar. He painted the ceiling with his own spit.
His wife says he’s a genius. I say he’s a mess.
He tried to paint my dog. The dog ran away and took his pants with him.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He’s like a madman with a brush and a bottle of cheap whiskey. He paints like he’s been cursed.
He painted my wall and now it looks like a raccoon threw up.
He said the paint was magic. It wasn’t. It was just really bad.
He tried to paint my mom. She told him to stop or she’d paint his face.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He’s the guy who paints with his eyes closed and hopes it looks good. It never does.
He painted my shoes. Now they’re purple and screaming.
He said he was famous. I said he was famous for being loud.
He painted my brother. Now my brother looks like a hot mess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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