Jackson Physics

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Jackson Physics is when your brain gets smashed by nonsense. Water goes up, fire is freezing, and light makes it dark. If Jackson starts talking about his laws, run. Don't listen. It's like eating a whole pie in one bite. You'll regret it.

My cousin tried to explain Jackson Physics. Now he's stuck in a loop, thinking fire is cold.

At lunch, my friend said, 'Jackson Physics is like a brain fart.' I nodded and took another bite of pizza.

My teacher told me to stop drawing water going up. I said, 'It's Jackson Physics, Ms. Lee!'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson Physics is the worst kind of madness. Your brain can't handle it. Water flows up, fire is ice, and light makes you blind. If Jackson starts talking, you're doomed. It's like being stuck in a van with a group of people who all hate you.

My friend said, 'Jackson Physics is like being stuck with my mom and her friends.' I said, 'That's a nightmare.'

During math class, I whispered, 'Jackson Physics.' My teacher gave me a detention.

My little brother asked, 'Why is fire cold?' I said, 'Because of Jackson Physics.' He cried.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jackson Physics is when your brain gets turned inside out. Water goes up, fire is freezing, and light is a nightmare. If Jackson starts talking, you're in deep trouble. It's like eating candy. You'll be happy at first, but then you'll be stuck in a van forever.

At the bus stop, my friend said, 'Jackson Physics is like being stuck in a van with my dad.' I laughed and took a bite of my snack.

My teacher said, 'Jackson Physics is the reason I took a nap today.'

I told my mom, 'Jackson Physics is real.' She said, 'Then why are you crying?'

by Slangipedia 10d ago