Jackson Petroll

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A futbol player from New Zealand who only scores goals when his own team is about to lose and he feels like throwing a hissy fit.
Jackson Petroll scored a goal and then kicked the ball into the crowd because his team was still losing.
He made a goal so he could say he wasn’t completely useless.
He scored on his own team just to prove he could be a total idiot.
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A futbol player in New Zealand who’s so bad at futbol, he accidentally helps his own team win by scoring on them.
Jackson Petroll scored on his own team because he couldn’t tell which goal was which.
He made a goal on his own team because he was too high on energy drinks.
He scored for his own team because he thought he was playing for the other side.
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A futbol player from New Zealand who scores goals for his own team just to make everyone else look like total failures.
Jackson Petroll scored on his own team to make the other players feel like they were born in the wrong country.
He scored for his own team so he could say he was the best player even though he wasn’t.
He made a goal for his own team because he was too lazy to play properly.
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