Jackson Pelphrey

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A smelly, loud, rude guy who acts like your best friend once you let him borrow your lunch money
'You're my best friend now,' he said after stealing my taco. I didn't even have a taco.
He called me 'bestie' after I let him take my last pencil. I was crying.
He promised to help me pass math. Then he failed and made me fail too.
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A guy who will punch your face if you don't let him help you cheat on a test
He threatened to punch me if I didn't let him copy my answers. I let him copy, and I got a D.
He said he'd beat me up if I didn't help him pass history. I helped him, and he still failed.
He offered to help me with science. Then he told the teacher I was cheating.
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A loud, smelly, rude guy who will do anything to help you, even if it means getting you in trouble
He told the teacher I was talking during class. I got detention. He got a laugh.
He took the blame for my math test. I got an F, and he got a detention.
He helped me pass the test by giving me answers. Then he got caught.
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A guy who acts like your best friend until he steals your snack and leaves you with nothing
He called me his best friend after he took my last chip. I had no chips left.
He said we were besties after he took my soda. I had nothing to drink.
He promised to share his snack. Then he ate it all and left me with nothing.
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A smelly, loud, rude guy who will help you cheat, even if he gets caught doing it
He copied my test answers. Then he got caught and got a detention.
He told me to cheat with him. Then he got caught and made me cheat too.
He took the blame for me cheating. Then he got a detention and I got an F.
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A loud, smelly, rude guy who will do anything to be your friend, even if it means making you fail
He made me fail math so I would be his friend. I was sad.
He got me in trouble so I would be his bestie. I was angry.
He made me cheat so I would be his friend. Then he got caught.
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