Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A big smelly pile of poop that no one wants to touch

Jackson P is so bad, I think it’s gonna stink up the whole school.

I saw Jackson P and I ran away like it was gonna eat me.

Jackson P is like the worst breakfast ever. I wouldn’t even feed it to my dog.

2

Poop so bad it makes your nose cry

Jackson P is so gross, my nose cried and I had to wipe it.

I ate Jackson P and now my stomach is doing the Macarena.

Jackson P is like the ghost of bad food. It haunts you forever.

3

The poop you get when you eat too much candy and then run away

Jackson P came out after I ate 10 candies and ran around the block.

Jackson P is like a monster that lives in your toilet.

I saw Jackson P and I thought I was gonna die from the smell.

4

Poop so bad it makes your mom say, 'What did you eat?'

Jackson P was so bad, my mom came in and asked if I had eaten a whole horse.

Jackson P made my brother laugh so hard he fell off the couch.

Jackson P is like the worst joke ever. No one wants to hear it.

5

Poop that looks like it came from a dragon’s butt

Jackson P is so big, it looks like a dragon sat on my toilet.

I saw Jackson P and I thought it was a monster from another world.

Jackson P came out and I had to hide under my bed.

6

The poop you get when you’re too lazy to flush the toilet

Jackson P came out and I had to clean the toilet with my socks.

Jackson P is like the ghost of laziness. It haunts your toilet.

I left Jackson P there and now my toilet is in trouble.