Jackson Move

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A total coward who bolts when the going gets tough and leaves everyone to get crushed

I was gonna win that fight, then Jackson Move happened and I got my face smashed.

He ran like a rat when the team was getting wrecked.

She left us hanging like a bad sequel and got a trophy instead.

When you're the only one with a brain and you decide to hide while your squad gets obliterated

I was about to be the king of the hill, then Jackson Move took over and I got a face full of disappointment.

He had the brains to run while the rest of us got kicked out of the room.

She had the guts to vanish while I got tackled by a giant.

The worst kind of betrayal, you’re in the middle of a war and your buddy decides to take a nap instead

I was fighting for my life, and Jackson Move decided to take a nap and let the enemy win.

He was supposed to help, but he took a nap and let the whole team lose.

She took a nap during the final battle and got a medal instead of me.

You’re in the thick of it and your friend decides to go home and watch TV instead

I was getting ready to win, then Jackson Move went home and watched TV like it was a championship game.

He left me hanging while he got snacks and watched cartoons.

She ran off to watch her favorite show and let the team get destroyed.

You’re all in the fight, but your buddy turns tail and walks away like it’s not even happening

I was in the middle of a fight when Jackson Move turned tail and walked away like he was on vacation.

He left me hanging like a bad joke and got a gold star.

She turned tail and walked away while I got trampled by a giant.

You’re in the middle of the action, but your friend decides to take a selfie instead of helping out

I was about to win, but Jackson Move took a selfie and let the enemy win.

He took a selfie while I got knocked out by a giant.

She took a selfie during the battle and got a trophy instead of me.