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The worst team ever who only beat other bad teams who also sucked at basketball.
They lost to the worst team in the league. Big deal.
They beat the team that lost to the janitor.
They only won because the other team forgot how to play.
Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019
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A team so bad they make the whole school look like a bunch of failures.
They lost to a group of kids who play during recess.
They got beaten by the principal’s dog.
They couldn’t even score a point in the first game.
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A bunch of kids who can’t shoot, pass, or even stand on the court properly.
They missed every shot like they were blind.
They passed the ball to the other team like it was a trap.
They looked like they were playing in their pajamas.
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The team that only wins if the other team is also absolutely terrible.
They beat the team that only had one player.
They won because the other team’s coach was asleep.
They only won because the other team had no idea what a basketball was.
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A team so bad they made the whole league look like a joke.
They lost to a group of 5th graders.
They got beaten by the school’s choir.
They couldn’t even dribble the ball properly.
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Kids who can’t run, can’t jump, and can’t even catch a ball.
They ran slower than the school’s mail man.
They jumped like they were on a couch.
They missed every catch like they were blind.