jackson martin

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A lanky dweeb who thinks he's hot stuff but can't catch a ball to save his life. Girls laugh at him, and he still keeps trying to flirt like a chump.

"Jackson tried to ask Sarah to prom, but she said he was slower than a snail on a treadmill."

"He swung at a pitch like it was going to hit him in the face. It didn’t."

"He got rejected by five girls in one day and still said, 'I’m just getting started.'"

He’s like a giraffe with no neck, tall and awkward. Can’t hit a ball, can’t field, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.

"He tried to catch a pop fly and fell into the dugout like it was a trap."

"He told a girl he was 'the best player on the team,' but she said he was the worst."

"He got three strikes in a row and still said, 'I was just warming up.'"

He’s a human doormat, tall, slow, and gets tossed aside by girls. He plays baseball like it’s a punishment.

"He tried to impress a girl by saying he could catch a ball. He missed it, and it hit the coach."

"He got rejected by three girls in one game and still kept swinging at pitches."

"He said he was 'the future of baseball,' but he couldn’t even field a ground ball."