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A place where you yell at a machine and hope it gives you food
I got my order wrong again. That machine hates me.
The drive-thru is slower than my grandma’s stories.
I yelled so loud at the drive-thru, the next customer got my burger.
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A line you join without actually being there
I was in the drive-thru line but didn’t order. I’m a ghost.
I thought I was first, but the car behind me was a ghost too.
I joined the drive-thru line and got stuck behind a car that was parked.
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A place where you can get food without getting out of your car, but it still hates you
The drive-thru gave me a soda and said I looked like a mess.
I got my food and it was cold. The drive-thru is out to get me.
The drive-thru gave me a burger that was more broken than my ex.
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