jackson linak

I saw Jackson Linak and my face turned red like a tomato.

My dog stared at Jackson Linak for 10 minutes and then died.

I tried to text Jackson Linak, but my phone overheated and exploded.

I saw Jackson Linak, and I forgot my own name. Now I’m stuck as ‘Jackson Linak’s fan.’

My crush went to the same school as Jackson Linak and now she’s ignoring me.

I tried to copy Jackson Linak’s looks, but now I look like a rejected emoji.

I saw Jackson Linak, and Michelangelo’s statue of David is now crying in a corner.

My mom said Jackson Linak is hotter than the guy on the cereal box.

I asked Jackson Linak out, and he said ‘You’re cute, but I’m going to the prom with the moon.’