Jackson Jordan

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A dog who acts like the biggest cussing drama queen ever. You'll catch him wearing fancy clothes like a diva.
Jackson Jordan is a dog who cries when he loses. He wears a dress and sobs like a baby.
He walked into the room wearing a pink dress and a fanny pack. Classic Jackson.
I told him he looked like a crying toddler in a dress. He called me a f***ing idiot.
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The worst basketball player to ever touch a ball. He can't shoot, pass, or even stand still.
He tried to make a three-point shot and missed so bad it looked like he was f***ing up a math test.
Jackson Jordan tried to dribble like a pro. He ended up falling into a trash can.
He played basketball like he was f***ing in a pool.
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