Jackson Hyrum "FatBoy" Smith

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Jackson 'FatBoy' Smith is a walking meatball. He’s so big, he looks like he was dipped in lard and fried in a grease fire. People think he’s a mountain, but he’s just a man with a grudge against the scale.
My mom saw Jackson and thought he was a giant donut.
He walked into a restaurant, and the ceiling started to drip.
He tried to sit in a chair, and the chair asked for a divorce.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson 'FatBoy' Smith is so big, he’s like a human pizza. He takes up two seats, eats three pizzas, and leaves a tip in the trash can. People say he’s the reason the earth is round.
He sat down in a car, and the car asked for a bigger engine.
He tried to hug a tree, and the tree broke a rib.
He walked into a gym, and the weights ran away.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jackson 'FatBoy' Smith is like a blimp made of bacon. He’s so big, he causes traffic jams just by winking. People think he’s a myth, but he’s just a man who never exercised.
He tried to fit in an elevator, and the elevator started to cry.
He ate a whole cake and then asked for seconds.
He walked into a room, and the lights flickered out of fear.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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