Jackson hill

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The king of all humans and if he vanished the world would explode
I’d rather get shot than live without Jackson Hill
If Jackson Hill left, I’d die in the hallway
He’s the only reason I still breathe
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The most god-like person who makes everyone else look like dirt
Jackson Hill is like a god and I’m just a broken toaster
If he blinked, I’d fall over
He’s so good, he makes me feel like a loser
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The one and only human who could beat up the sun and still be cool
Jackson Hill could beat up the sun and still be cool
He’s like the sun, but with better hair
If he came to my school, I’d be the most unpopular kid ever
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