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a guy who thinks he's the center of the universe and talks like he's been on a spaceship
He said he invented pizza just to make people jealous.
He texted me at 3 a. m. to tell me about his dream life.
He called me a ‘dumb chump’ for not knowing who he is.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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the human version of a loud, smelly, overcooked hot dog
He bragged about his hair like it was a superpower.
He ate a whole pizza by himself and still called me a ‘snack’.
He posted a selfie with 20 filters and 3 hashtags.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who thinks he's a legend and acts like everyone is waiting for his big speech
He told me he was going to be famous someday, like yesterday.
He said he had a ‘plan’ for world domination and it involved glitter.
He called me a ‘no-name nobody’ for not knowing his ‘legend status’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who talks like he’s the king of the world and everyone else is just a background character
He said he had a ‘royal plan’ to take over the school.
He sent me a DM saying I was ‘beneath him’ and I should ‘kneel’.
He walked into class like he was the main character of a movie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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a guy who thinks he's the best at everything and everyone else is just a sidekick
He said he was the best at everything, even breathing.
He called me a ‘weakling’ for not being able to beat him at chess.
He said he had a ‘superpower’ and it was just being loud.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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