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The guy who farts out a whole bunch of cum and makes every guy wish they were a lesbian. Then he wakes up and realizes he was just dreaming about cock and now he’s getting rimmed by guys.
He posted a selfie with a pizza and said, 'This is my breakfast. This is also my life.'
He texted me, 'I’m so hot I made the air cry.'
He screamed into a pillow and it screamed back.