Jackson Goodwin

Jackson Goodwin is the reason I failed math. He whispered answers to everyone else.

I got stuck with Jackson Goodwin in group project hell. We all died.

Jackson Goodwin is like a bad pizza. You can't escape it.

Jackson Goodwin is the worst. He stole my lunch money and my dignity.

Why does Jackson Goodwin exist? He's a curse from the void.

Jackson Goodwin is like a broken toaster. He just makes everything worse.

Jackson Goodwin walked into class with no shoes. I cried.

Jackson Goodwin tried to be funny but he just screamed.

Jackson Goodwin showed up late, stank like a garbage can, and sat next to me.

Jackson Goodwin thinks he's the king of the school. He's not. He's a walking nightmare.

Jackson Goodwin tried to rap. It was like listening to a cat with a broken voice.

Jackson Goodwin sat next to me during lunch. I had to eat his sandwich. It was a crime.

Jackson Goodwin ruined my test by whispering answers to me. I failed anyway.

Jackson Goodwin tried to be my friend. He's not. He's a loser.

Jackson Goodwin cried in front of the whole class. I died a little inside.