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A backstabbing, two-faced, holy-rolling traitor who snitches on everyone just to make God happy.
I told my pastor I was going to burn the church down, and he told the whole congregation.
He ratted on my mom for eating the last slice of pizza.
He told the cops my friend was the one who broke the vending machine.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fake Christian who turns on his friends just to get in Heaven, like he's the only one who matters.
He told my crush I was a total nerd just to get into Heaven.
He turned my best friend in for stealing the teacher's coffee.
He told the whole school I was the one who peed in the pool.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A lying, church-going, spineless coward who betrays you just to make God proud.
He told the priest my dad was a total sinner just to get extra candy.
He spilled my secret to the whole class just so he could be the cool kid.
He told my mom I was the one who stole the cookies.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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