JAckson goldstone

Jackson Goldstone is the only guy who can ride a mountain bike and still make sense. Everyone else just screams nonsense.

I tried to ride a bike like Jackson. I fell. Hard. And I still don’t know what he said.

Goldstone rides like a god. I ride like a confused chicken. Don’t even ask.

Jackson Goldstone walked into a race. No bike. Just a smirk. I got beat. Hard.

He doesn’t need a bike. He needs a bike to carry all the trash he leaves behind.

Goldstone showed up with a bike. I showed up with a headache. He won.

Jackson Goldstone rode a mountain and I cried like a baby. He didn’t even break a sweat.

He rides a bike. I walk. I feel like a baby. He feels like a monster.

Goldstone went over a cliff. I tripped on a rock. He laughed. I cried.