Jackson Four

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The Jackson Four is the worst bunch of losers you ever had to hang out with. They’re the ones who still think you’re cool even after you ditched them.
"Man, my old Jackson Four showed up at my party. I had to pretend I was sick."
"I called them the Jackson Four because they’re like four ghosts that won’t stop following me."
"My Jackson Four showed up at my job. I got fired."
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The Jackson Four is like the trash you throw out but it comes back to haunt you. They’re the friends you forgot about but still bother you.
"My Jackson Four showed up at my wedding. I had to fake a smile the whole time."
"I saw my Jackson Four at the mall. I ran like my pants were on fire."
"My Jackson Four came to my house. I had to lock the door."
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The Jackson Four is the group of friends you left behind because they were too dumb to stay cool. They still think they’re your best friends.
"My Jackson Four showed up at my concert. I had to pretend I didn’t know them."
"I got a message from my Jackson Four. It said, 'You forgot us.' I replied, 'Good.'"
"My Jackson Four tried to talk to me at the grocery store. I walked out."
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The Jackson Four is like your old teammates who still think they’re the best even though you beat them every time. They’re the ones who won’t let you forget it.
"My Jackson Four showed up at my birthday. I had to pretend I was happy."
"I saw my Jackson Four at the gym. I had to leave before they started talking to me."
"My Jackson Four sent me a group text. I turned my phone off."
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