Jackson Five

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A hundred bucks, because the twenty has a grumpy old guy named Andrew Jackson on it. Five of those twenties equals a hundred, and that’s the Jackson Five. It’s like a Benjamin, but less fancy and more grumpy.
"I just made the Jackson Five. Let’s go get drunk."
"The Jackson Five? That’s just a fancy way to say I’m broke."
"I’m gonna need the Jackson Five to buy this pizza."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you get a Jack and a 5 in poker, especially if they’re black suits. It’s like having a weak hand but hoping for the best. You’re probably going to lose.
"I got the Jackson Five. I’m going all in."
"The Jackson Five? That’s the worst hand I’ve ever had."
"I had the Jackson Five and still lost. I’m cursed."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A big fat joint of weed meant for five people. It’s so huge it might make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices.
"We’re gonna smoke the Jackson Five. It’s gonna be legendary."
"The Jackson Five is so big I might need a ladder to smoke it."
"I ate the Jackson Five and now I’m a god."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you turn around like a dumbass and go back the way you came. It’s like you forgot where you were going.
"He made a Jackson Five in the middle of the street. Everyone laughed."
"I did a Jackson Five and got stuck in traffic."
"She did a Jackson Five just to avoid talking to me."
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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