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The fattest human being you’ll ever lay eyes on 😂 He’s got teeth that look like they were polished by the devil himself 😎 He’s so nice you’ll want to marry him… until he roasts you in front of everyone 😂
He walked in and the whole class shut up. I swear it was like a miracle.
He said I was a ‘salty potato’ in front of my mom. I cried.
He gave me a 10/10 on my math test… then said I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The human equivalent of a cake 🍰 He’s got teeth so straight they could cut through steel 😈 He’s the sweetest guy… until he calls you a ‘fart in a jar’ 😂
He said I looked like a ‘soggy pizza’ after I tripped in the hallway.
He smiled at me like I was his long lost brother… then said I was a ‘screaming chicken’.
He gave me a gold star… then called me a ‘salty biscuit’ in front of the whole school.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The biggest person you’ve ever seen 😂 He’s got teeth like they were made in heaven 😎 He’s so nice you’ll want to hug him… until he calls you a ‘burning trash can’ 😂
He looked at me and said I was a ‘messy soup’… I didn’t even know what that meant.
He gave me a compliment… then told me I was a ‘disgrace to the human race’.
He said I was a ‘smelly sock’ in front of my crush… I died.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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