Jackson Effect

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The Jackson Effect is when the whole internet gets backed up like a clogged toilet because everyone is talking about the same big news at the same time.
'I tried to look up my taxes but the whole web was stuck on Michael Jackson's death!'
'Google was slower than my grandma's internet during the Jackson Effect!'
'The internet choked on the Jackson Effect like a kid who ate too much cake.'
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The Jackson Effect is when nerdy people just want to be left alone but normal people make up stupid lies about them to feel better and ruin their lives.
'She was just daydreaming and normal people said she was a witch.'
'He didn’t steal the pizza, but they said he was a thief.'
'She didn’t talk to anyone, but they said she was a monster.'
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The Jackson Effect is when your social media gets confused and everyone is fighting over who saw the real Jackson first, turning simple posts into a full-blown war.
'I saw the video first, and now everyone is calling me a Fake Jackson!'
'He posted the same photo and now there’s a Jackson loop going on!'
'She called it a False Jackson, but it was the real one!'
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