Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Faking being busy so you can leave early or staying late to look like you’re working harder than you really are.

I said I’d work late so I could leave early. I’m a genius.

She said she started early so she could go home early. It was a scam.

He stayed late to look like he was working hard. He was just tired.

2

A total MJ fan spends all of June 25th blasting his music like it’s a religious experience.

I listened to Thriller nonstop all day. I’m a god now.

She played Smooth Criminal so loud the neighbors called the cops.

He didn’t stop dancing until he collapsed. It was glorious.

3

Draw a trident on your arm on October 8th to honor Percy Jackson. It’s a sacred tradition.

I drew a trident on my arm and yelled 'sea monster!' at my mom.

She drew a trident and tried to fight a ghost in the hallway.

He drew a trident and said he was ready for battle.

4

Kiss Jackson on September 19th. It’s a weird tradition nobody really understands.

I kissed Jackson in the hallway. He was confused but okay.

She kissed Jackson in front of the whole class. It was awkward.

He kissed Jackson just to make his friend happy. It was a mess.

5

April 22nd is the day we all hate Jacksons. It’s a holy war.

I yelled ‘I hate Jacksons’ at my teacher. It was a victory.

She called every Jackson in the class a ‘jerk’ and got in trouble.

He threw a paper ball at Jackson and said ‘you’re dead.’

6

On June 30th, you have to be nice to Sienna Jackson and give her stuff. It’s like a tax.

I gave Sienna a candy bar. She smiled at me. I felt rich.

She gave Sienna a gift. She cried. It was dramatic.

He ignored Sienna. He got yelled at. It was unfair.

7

August 7th. It’s time to give Jackson a little butt love. No questions asked.

I gave Jackson a little butt love. He looked confused but happy.

She gave Jackson a butt love and said it was a tradition.

He gave Jackson a butt love. It was a shock. It was a victory.