Jackson Dargaville

I’m a Jackson Dargaville, and I’ve started three fires just to laugh at the fireman.

He’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he turned the fire truck into a bar.

My uncle’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he once told a fireman to shut up or he’d drown him in beer.

My friend’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he set the whole dock on fire just for fun.

He’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he threw a fire extinguisher at a cop.

I’m a Jackson Dargaville, and I once told a fire truck to go home or I’d burn down the whole town.

I’m a Jackson Dargaville, and I laughed so hard at the fire truck I fell off the boat.

He’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he told the fireman he’d rather be burned than saved.

My cousin’s a Jackson Dargaville, and he once started a fire just to see if the fire truck would crash.