Jackson Dale Hickerson

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A cowboy who yells at the sky and cusses like a sailor on a stormy sea.
He rode into town and yelled, 'I'm gonna cuss this whole town into next week!'
His horse was spooked by his own cussing.
He tried to lasso a cloud and missed because he was too busy swearing at the moon.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A man who wears a hat and a bad attitude like it's his second job.
He walked into the bar and said, 'I'm here to drink and make enemies.'
He threw his hat at a pigeon and missed because he was too mad.
He told the bartender, 'I don't need a drink. I need a reason to be angry.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A cowboy who thinks he's the king of the rodeo and everyone else is just there to watch him fail.
He tried to ride a bull and fell off before the bull even blinked.
He challenged a chicken to a duel and lost.
He said the rodeo was 'a disgrace' and walked out in a huff.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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