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A guy who only plays Minecraft and yells at his girlfriend when she wants to have sex. He says, 'You can’t get the shaft without the craft.'
My girlfriend asked for a date and I said, 'No, I’m building a fortress.'
He turned down sex to mine for diamonds. I’m just trying to survive this relationship.
He said, 'I’m not doing it, I have a dragon to fight.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dude who lives in Minecraft and won’t touch his girlfriend because he’s too busy fighting skeletons.
He said, 'I can’t do it, I have to kill a zombie.'
She asked for a kiss and he said, 'I’m saving my energy for the ender dragon.'
He told her, 'I’m not getting laid, I have to build a Nether portal.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who plays Minecraft so much he forgets about sex. He says, 'I’d rather fight a creeper than you.'
He turned down sex to fight a piglin. I’m just trying to survive this relationship.
She asked for a date and he said, 'I have to mine for gold.'
He said, 'You’re not as cool as a diamond armor.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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