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A guy who thinks he's the next big thing but can't even ride a roller coaster without screaming like a toddler. He gets banned from parks for three years and then sobs into a bag of popcorn.
He tried to do the loop-de-loop and ended up faceplanting into the barf bucket.
He called the park staff 'beneath him' before getting kicked out.
He cried so hard after the haunted house that the ghost came out to comfort him.