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A tiny group of guys who sang weak songs like 'Running on Empty' and 'Doctor My Eyes.' They were more popular on the west coast because no one there had a brain.
@jacksonbrowne is just a group of guys who sing like they're tired and can't even think straight.
I don’t know why people like 'Running on Empty', it sounds like a guy who just got kicked out of a bar.
Jackson Browne is like the music version of a guy who didn’t even try to do his homework.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The crazy head trip you get when you go days without sleep, like you're high on coffee and rage.
I've been up for 48 hours straight, I'm like a sleep-deprived raccoon with a caffeine addiction.
I haven’t slept since I ate a whole pizza, I'm either going to die or start singing like Jackson Browne.
After that all-nighter, I felt like I was running on empty, and I literally was.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A piece of poop that thinks it’s cool enough to swim upstream in Lake Jackson Waterfall, it’s got the guts, but it’s got no brains.
That turd tried to go upstream, it’s got guts but no brains.
That piece of crap thinks it’s a superhero, it’s just a turd with a death wish.
Lake Jackson Waterfall has a turd trying to swim upstream, it’s like a fish with a stomach problem.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When someone gets picked to be in the top court just because of their skin color, it’s like getting into the best club without even trying.
They got picked for the Supreme Court just because of their skin, it’s like getting into a club with a free pass.
You got nominated for the Supreme Court just because of your skin, you didn’t even have to try.
That guy got picked for the Supreme Court, it’s like he had a coupon for the best club ever.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A judge who got picked for the Supreme Court because of her color and sex, she gives bad guys easy time and can’t even define a woman.
That judge got picked for the Supreme Court because of her skin and sex, she can’t even define a woman.
She gave a child molester a slap on the wrist, she’s the worst judge ever.
She can’t even explain what a woman is, and she’s on the Supreme Court.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kid who talks too much and can’t be trusted, he tells everyone your secrets and runs from fights like he’s scared of a 6th grader.
That kid told the whole school my secret, he’s a backstabber with no guts.
He didn’t fight me even though he could’ve, he’s a coward with a mouth.
He ran from a 6th grader, that kid is a total wimp.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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