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When you haven’t slept for so long, your brain feels like a toilet that’s been clogged for a month.
I haven’t slept in three days. I feel like I’m about to explode.
My brain is like a broken microwave. It’s just going nuts.
I haven’t slept since I started eating cereal for dinner. I’m one step away from a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A tiny group of singers that made songs about running on empty and being blind. They were mostly famous in places where people actually care about music.
That band was all over the radio back in the 70s. I didn’t even know they were from California.
I think they were from the west coast. I don’t know why they weren’t famous on the east coast.
They had that one song that made me want to drive somewhere and not look back.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A piece of poop that’s too dumb to just float down the river. It wants to fight the current and be a hero.
That piece of poop is trying to go upstream like it’s in a movie.
I saw a turd trying to go against the flow. It’s got a lot of guts.
That turd is stupid. It should just go with the flow like the rest of us.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When you get picked for something important just because of your skin color and not because you actually deserve it.
They picked her for the Supreme Court just because of her skin color. That’s not fair.
He got nominated because he looked good. Not because he was smart.
I think they just want to look diverse. Not because they actually care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A judge who got promoted just because of her color and her gender. She gives light sentences to perverts and can’t even define the word woman.
That judge gave a kid who molested a child a slap on the wrist. What’s wrong with her?
She can’t even define woman and she’s on the Supreme Court. What’s next?
She’s a woman, but she can’t define the word. That’s embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A kid who’s a total backstabber. He tells everyone your secrets and runs away when you need him most.
He told my whole class my biggest secret. I can’t even trust him.
He said he wouldn’t fight me, but then he went and picked on a kid who was way weaker than me.
He’s the worst. He’s like a traitor who doesn’t even fight.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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