Jackson and Janiah

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A couple who can't keep their ass together and teachers bet on who will flip out first when they break up again. Their friend who likes Janiah just sits there like a sad, kicked puppy.
Teacher: I bet Jackson will throw a chair this time.
Janiah: I’m done. I’m gonna eat his lunch.
Jackson: I’ll eat your lunch too, and your mom’s.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A couple who fight like cats and dogs and teachers bet on how many times they’ll break up before lunch. Don’t be a Jackson and Janiah or you’ll end up in the principal’s office.
Jackson: I’m breaking up with you in front of the whole school.
Janiah: Fine, I’ll just date your best friend.
Teacher: I’m betting Janiah will kiss Jackson before the bell rings.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A couple who can't stay together for more than five minutes and teachers bet on how many times they’ll make out in the hallway. They’re like a broken microwave, always popping back on.
Jackson: I’m back together with Janiah!
Janiah: I’m back together with Jackson!
Teacher: I’m betting they’ll break up again by lunch.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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