Jackson 5 It

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The annoying habit of counting or spelling the alphabet just to get something done. It’s like being stuck in traffic and still doing it.

Why are you counting like a toddler? Just pick a damn number.

I had to do the alphabet just to get my coffee. What even is life?

He went through the whole alphabet just to pick a song. What’s next, a nap?

A bunch of guys from Indiana who made music so good it made everyone’s parents proud. Then they changed their name and it got weird.

My mom still loves them even though they changed their name to The Jacksons. Whatever.

They were the best until they switched labels and it was like watching a kid grow up.

I don’t get why they changed their name. It was perfect.

A stack of 5 twenties. Andrew Jackson is on the money and it’s like he’s giving you a high five.

I got a Jackson 5 and I’m feeling rich. Who needs a job?

He slipped me a Jackson 5 and I’m walking out like I own the place.

She gave me a Jackson 5 and now I think I can beat up anyone.

When someone lets their hair grow down there like an afro and it looks like the Jackson 5 had a party in there.

He hasn’t shaved in months. It’s like a Jackson 5 concert happened in his crotch.

She looks like she let her hair grow for a year. Jackson 5, meet her pubes.

That guy hasn’t shaved in so long, it’s like a Jackson 5 reunion down there.

Five electric guitars lined up like they’re about to start a concert and take over the world.

He had five guitars in a row. It was like a Jackson 5 concert on steroids.

I saw five guitars in a row and I thought, 'This is going to be good.'

They lined up five guitars and it was like a rock band had arrived.

The hottest girls in school. They’re so prude it’s like they never left their mom’s house.

I would do anything to date Lauren. Even eat a whole pizza.

Marina is so skinny, she looks like she’s about to disappear.

Titties is the only one who doesn’t look like she’s holding back.

A warning that you’re about to get hit so hard, you’ll question your life choices.

He said 'Jackson 5 It' and I got hit so hard, I saw my mom’s face in the ceiling.

She told me to shut up or I’d get a Jackson 5 It. I shut up.

I got a Jackson 5 It and now I think I’m going to die.