Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having five $20 bills to make a $100. Since Andrew Jackson is on the $20, and you need five of them to make $100, it’s the Jackson 5.

I got a Jackson 5 in my pocket and I’m already feeling rich.

My mom gave me a Jackson 5 for my birthday, and I spent it on candy and video games.

I used a Jackson 5 to buy a pack of smokes and still had change left.

2

Five Jackson electric guitars lined up like they’re ready to fight.

My cousin’s room is covered in Jackson 5 guitars. It looks like a guitar warzone.

I saw a guy with a Jackson 5 and I knew he was serious about rock.

That guy plays the Jackson 5 like they’re his exes.

3

The hottest girls at Wellesley High. They’re so prude, you’d do anything to date one. They’re like the cool kids who think they’re better than you.

I asked Sarah to prom, and she said no because she was dating a Jackson 5.

My brother’s been trying to date a Jackson 5 for three years and still hasn’t got anywhere.

That girl in the front row is a Jackson 5 and she looks at me like I owe her money.

4

A pop group from Gary, Indiana, who made the best songs ever. They were famous in the 70s and then changed their name to The Jacksons.

My dad used to blast The Jackson 5 every morning before work.

I learned to dance to The Jackson 5 when I was five.

My mom still loves The Jackson 5 more than my dad.

5

When someone’s pubic hair looks like an afro from The Jackson 5. It’s like a hair explosion down there.

My brother’s got a Jackson 5 and it’s wild.

That guy in the bus looked like he had a Jackson 5 and a beard.

My cousin’s got a Jackson 5 and it’s like a jungle down there.

6

Counting the alphabet in order, like in the song 'ABC' by The Jackson 5. It’s the stupidest way to get things done.

I Jackson 5-ed my way through math class and failed.

My mom Jackson 5-ed the alphabet just to make me do my homework.

I Jackson 5-ed the alphabet and now I know it backwards.

7

When you’re about to slap someone so hard, you’re like, ‘I’m about to Jackson 5 you.’

He said I was ugly, and I Jackson 5-ed him right in the face.

I Jackson 5-ed my little brother for stealing my candy.

My dad Jackson 5-ed my mom for eating the last slice of pizza.