jackshmo

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a brainless, good-for-nothing blob who thinks they're the king of the hill when they're really just a pile of garbage.

My cousin is a jackshmo. He failed math and still thinks he's Einstein.

That guy in the front row is a jackshmo. He eats pizza crusts like they're gold.

My dog is a jackshmo. He barks at the mailman like he's a ninja.

a human who has no idea what they're doing but still thinks they're the best at everything.

My neighbor is a jackshmo. He tried to fix the toilet and now it’s leaking everywhere.

My brother is a jackshmo. He thinks he can cook but burns water.

My friend is a jackshmo. He tried to build a treehouse and now it’s just a pile of wood.

a person who acts like they're super smart but is really just a pile of dumbness.

My teacher called me a jackshmo for not doing my homework. I still think he’s wrong.

My mom is a jackshmo. She forgot to buy eggs and now we’re eating cereal for dinner.

My uncle is a jackshmo. He tried to fix the TV and now it's just a black screen.

a human who thinks they're a genius, but in reality, they're just a bag of garbage.

My friend is a jackshmo. He tried to build a robot and it just blinked at him.

My brother is a jackshmo. He tried to run a marathon and collapsed after two blocks.

My neighbor is a jackshmo. He tried to plant a garden and now it’s just weeds.

a person who's so dumb they think they're the smartest person in the room.

My dog is a jackshmo. He barks at the vacuum like it's a monster.

My friend is a jackshmo. He tried to start a band and just screamed into a mic.

My brother is a jackshmo. He tried to cook a cake and it looked like a science experiment.